Cheese Battle
(Sorry if I've missed any out) The Cheese Battle is finally over.
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Aftermath|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle. The world, it lies in pieces,. As Feather did predict,. The baddies bumped off all the goods,. Including D and Nic,. The Aston at the junkyard,. Maybe in for a repair,.
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Closing Note| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle We're all a bit dishevelled After courting with the Devil; A war over cheese Where Lee lost his knees, We all deserve a medal.
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Naughty Nic|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle Naughty Nic has come for cheese, She's dropped a thank you and a please, Her knickers, tie-dyed black and red, She'll make the grannies make her bed, So, welcome to the land of...
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Cheesebattle Spreads!
#cheesebattle I'll have to give up ever going to bed. The worst comes to pass while I'm resting my head. Just minding my business, asleep for the night, And when I awake, I'm strapped to a bike.
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Dirty Knickers | Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Oh well done, D, Nic's not happy You've made her hero pants all crappy She won't want to side with you When she hears her knickers smell of poo Mince pies you say.
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BMX My Bum| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Really Lee. A BMX. We all know that's lies. I just spied him in your cheesy lair Being force-fed mince pies.
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Too Quiet|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle This Battle of the cheeses, Has turned into a ghost, A quiet, lurking shadow, A lesser of the most, I'm hiding in the cheese lair, A'thinking up a plan, With my sidekick who has...
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Cliffhanger! | Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle This cheesy war has run its course Now it's time to use some force I've told you all once, twice, thrice You all know me, I don't play nice Winning fair would be a pleasure But drastic...
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Let's Finish This|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle Let's finish this, It's gone too far, The cat's a hat, In full blown war, This started as a little game, But now immortalised in fame, Our little fight, A post or two, Is now a war, At...
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Hell Hath No Fury| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Don't you remember yesterday's trip When I gave you all the slip For a little journey up the Mournes Like the Sound of Music only in Ireland (Norn).
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Bringing Out The Big Guns|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle The time has come, The King shall speak, This Climax has come, To its peak, BedHairyLee at my command, Together, we will claim this land, You made my cat, Into a hat, You stole my...
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Well, Nicola|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle Well, well Nicola, I know your last name, I'm waiting, now, outside your Den, You're gonna lose this game, Well, well, Nicola, Your dragon makes a racket, He'll go great with my cat...
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My Nan Has Superpowers|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle. Daring D,. You Irish fiend,. You stole my Nan,. Or so it seemed,. You see, my Nan's from Germany,. So Guten Nachte,. To Daring D,. She laced your sheets,. With Parmesan,.
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Legs | Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Ok folks, I've got new legs I walk like I've been laying eggs But not to worry, there's no fuss 'Cos one of them's a blunderbuss And it'll shoot out pies and cheese Brings super...
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The True Wrath|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle I think you need to take a seat, This poem, you're about to meet, It shows the true wrath of King Cheese, To make you shaky at the knees, Now, let us see my first surprise, Unveil...
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No Wheels?| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle You think no knicker elastic Would stop us in our tracks. We've got special braces To combat your attack And screwdrivers as well To take your skateboard's wheels.
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Legless|Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle I'm used to being legless For I drink too much wine I'm balanced on a skateboard And I move around just fine The evil king's escaped So watch out girls, we're back I may be three feet...
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Hit The Road Jack| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle I think it's time to call it a day Lee's well up the heavenly stairway Or is he on the highway to hell. It's all so confusing I really can't tell.
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You're Joking! | Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle So ladies, you've got Jack And you think you've won You really must be joking One last thing to be done My evil shirted sidekick I'm prepared to sacrifice I told you I play dirty Here...
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It's All Over Baddies| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle We've got Jack in our D-Den And are bedazzling his evil shirt And we've lifted two cuties on the way.
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So You Think You've Won| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle You think you've trumped us But it's far from that; BedHairLee is calling time And we've made a hat from your cat.
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That's It|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle D and Nic, Ha. What a show, I say, you two, You have to go. I have Nic hostage, Hear me D.
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Pause| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Time to call time out On this tomfoolery I'm away up the Mournes Back in time for tea.
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