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#acrostic #smellyalmostnineyearold P tactically every day I pick my nose C ant hide it from mummy as she always K nows. I try to do it, behind my hand N asal congestion, is like a bogey rubber band.
I was walking my way from school But what I did wasn't cool. When I walked in the room I knew I was doomed The way my mom looked at me. She looked at me very suspicious.
My little girl. I named her Karma. Little did I know. About a karma. I was young then. And I saw it in a dream. "You'll have a girl. And Karma is her name". I love her so. She is such a show.
'Right class, for your homework this week, go home and learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet,' the teacher said to the group of nursery students. 'Ok!' they all said.
Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?" "I died of shame!" she answers.
I just found this poem on my computer for a writing thing I did in English last year. (Sixth grade) haha ------------- My meatloaf is monstrous, The gravy is gooey.
It was the end of the day. Seconds seemed to be taking minutes. The air was hot and the smell of mental sweat had become close to unbearable.
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes.
I'm sitting down to breakfast with my two daughters, Alice and Lyra. Alice is three years old; Lyra is five. Today is a 'daddy day', as I have to take them both to school before starting work at home.
One upon a time there was a boy who had to learn the first seven letters of his alphabet.
Just a normal weekday evening, me and my wife in the front room with the baby and the other children are at the dinning room table.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe.
Jimmy had been naughty in class today so his teacher told him: "jimmy, go home and find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet".