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Janflower
Janflower

A Sheldon Cooper Christmas

(based on 'The Big Bang Theory') 3:00 in the morning, A sleepy Sheldon creeps out of bed. And gasps, not in glee but in horror. ''It's worse than I thought!'' he said.

38 15 198 words
MrsS
MrsS

Lonely Stocking Seeks Bearded Man For Fun And Frolics

Lonely stocking, 23, (ahem) Good looking - glitzy.

24 14 64 words
eddie12309
eddie12309

A Day In The Life Of A Christmas Sprout

You leave me and my friends sitting in the produce aisle, For most of the calendar year; But then December comes along and you go all Delia, Think you can cook my lovely green sphere.

36 16 237 words
smellyfingers
smellyfingers

The Twelve Days of Chavmas

Fun xmas challenge: Pick a xmas song/hymn and turn it into a parody.

34 13 467 words
smellyfingers
smellyfingers

Old Saint Nic

Old Saint Nic was a grumpy old git. He was constipated and couldn't handle it. Mrs Nic got bored of his pleas and cries. As Old Saint Nic nearly burst a blood vessel in his eyes.

6 2 138 words