A Sheldon Cooper Christmas
(based on 'The Big Bang Theory')
3:00 in the morning,
A sleepy Sheldon creeps out of bed. And gasps, not in glee but in horror. ''It's worse than I thought!'' he said.
Lonely Stocking Seeks Bearded Man For Fun And Frolics
Lonely stocking,
23, (ahem)
Good looking - glitzy.
A Day In The Life Of A Christmas Sprout
You leave me and my friends sitting in the produce aisle,
For most of the calendar year;
But then December comes along and you go all Delia,
Think you can cook my lovely green sphere.
The Twelve Days of Chavmas
Fun xmas challenge:
Pick a xmas song/hymn and turn it into a parody.
Old Saint Nic
Old Saint Nic was a grumpy old git. He was constipated and couldn't handle it. Mrs Nic got bored of his pleas and cries. As Old Saint Nic nearly burst a blood vessel in his eyes.