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For crimbo I bought a silky pair of knicks Pillar box red Just like my Revlon lips Feeling festive I'm out for Christmas Eve Father Xmas.
Feeling a little bit smug Feeling a little bit sweet Chrimbo all wrapped up Just finished the supermarket sweep.
#adventchallenge Santa shops at Morrisons Yes my friends, it's true I had to do some shopping And I met him in the loo 'I didn't know you came here' 'Where did you think I'd go.
Where's the snow for Christmas.
A is for advent, the time of year B is for bells and boxes of beer C for the carols of mangers and stables D for drinking yourself under the table E for the excitement Christmas brings F is for FIVE...
Mom made beans for dinner. You know I ate 'em all. She said come get your coat on, we're goin' to the mall. Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee.
#weeklyopusschallenge I'm the angry little fairy that sits upon your tree You really have no idea what life is like for me.
#weeklyopusschallenge 'Twas the night before Christmas, 'nder a faint moonlight's glow. The pine tree was dressed with lights and fake snow.
#adventchallenge #robin Now u may think this write will be about the feathered winged type, U will be wrong as there is also another festive delight.