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On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, a tattoo of Ozzy. On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 pairs of spandex pants and a tattoo of Ozzy.
On the first day of Christmas the Tories gave to me, an increased retirement age. On the second day of Christmas the Tories gave to me, a 2 year pay freeze and an increased retirement age.
Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.