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The last chocolate has gone, The advent calendars thrown. Family just keep coming, Messages over the phone. I'm trying to get some peace, To watch something by myself.
Here we are again then let the madness begin Turkey, chocolate god there is no way I will stay thin Crap telly, crap music with rod stewart causing a din Who on earth told him he could sing.
Sorry, I'm a bit early with this poem but some of my friends are already excited for Christmas and I feel like a bit of a Scrooge because I don't get excited until like 3am Christmas morning and that...
It's 100 days until Christmas. I know I know I know. But you better get ready. Before you know it there'll be snow. Avoid the rush, avoid the crush. Get out shopping now.
1.your letter to the north pole gets stamped "dream on". 2.You ask for a bike and get a pack of cigarettes. 3.Along your presents, Santa leaves a hefty bill for shipping and handling. 4.