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Feeling slightly festive Now I've had a day off and rested Only six more presents to buy And a cheeky one for Dave on the sly Spent the day trying to avoid Christmas number 1s ...
Finished my Christmas shopping today,. I've even bought myself something to play,. Now to the job of wrapping,. When I've done that ill be clapping,. Anyone volunteering to do it for me,.
Is there anything more stressful, anything to cause more strife Than doing Christmas shopping for a present for the wife.
As you trudge along the high street In your dog-eared Santa hat What you need's a super shop That'll sell you this and that Loads of bags from different stores And resentment on your face Why isn't...
Christmas is looming, folks. "But it's only September!" I hear you cry. But not too long ago you said "but it's only April!" and look what happened to that.