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S oaring paper airplanes T here's no need for a brain U nder tables I see kids D ying, I think, wait, no, a bid. Y ou ask why I hate it. It's insane.
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up " said the sarcastic teacher.
Given in to year 9s cries Getting them to work is a hard try I managed an hour of revision Then out came the shrek vision So all now totally engrossed I can sit and eat my toast And .....fire...
A maths teacher said to his class: "Right, everyone.
Teacher: Why are you late Student: Because class started before i got here Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'.
I my class, we had a discussion. It ended up being about why you can't be under the age limit to drive.
My new geography teacher is very strange. She gave us three images to work out what she wanted from us: an ear, jess eniss, Ali g.
A teacher asked her pupils what they did over the Summer Holidays...
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
Monday 'Tilly, sit down,' 'No miss-' 'Tilly' 'No miss I....I...me need to ask you a question,' 'What Tilly' asked miss berry. 'He....Um....Ham....Um...' Tilly started.
Please Mrs Butler This boy Derek Drew Keeps copying my work, Miss. What shall I do. Go and sit in the hall, dear. Go and sit in the sink. Take your books on the roof, my lamb. Do whatever you think.
I was in maths today when we got our tests back because they'd been marked.
So, in English we have to do about war and things. Honestly I hate the whole concept of war, but anyways.
Teacher: So it's a big wave going in one direction. Me. One direction?. Teacher: Yes now Everyone-- Me: else in the room can see it Teacher: what.
On a special teacher's day, a play school teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift.
A new teacher on her fist day tries to make use of her psychology course. So she asks " if u think u are dumb stand up." two minutes later a little boy stands up.
I'll be doing a daily blog of how my first week back at school was. So it's my first day back today. My first lesson was English. Our teacher is really boring and depressing. Her name is Ms Grocott.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many...
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many...