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Spongebob: Bye Squidward. Bye Mr. Krabs. Byyyee Squidward. Patrick: Spongebob. Why did you say goodbye to Squidward twice. Spongebob: I like Squidward Spongebob: Can you hear me.
Imagine if someone rang pizza hut asking for the number for dominos?. The conversation would go something like this: Ringer: hello, Is this pizza hut. PH guy: Yes, please may I take your order.
Pat: Hey, Chris. How's your new pet fish doing. You told me he was really something special. Chris: To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him.
DOG: have you noticed how I don't lift my leg when I wee. Because you fall over DOG: no Yes. I saw you try it once.
Orochimaru: I just got promoted, I'm soo eviler than you *holding a muffin in his hands* Itachi: no. Orochimaru: yes I am.
Master Yu: May I help you . Detective James Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you. Master Yu: Yu. Detective James Carter: No, not me. You. Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu.
I wasn't THAT drunk. Dude, you were in my fireplace yelling 'Diagon Ally!' I wasn't THAT drunk. Dude, you were in my pool trying to find 'Nemo!' I wasn't THAT drunk.
A: I'm in a big trouble. B: Why is that. A: I saw a mouse in my house. B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. A: I don't have one. B: Well then, buy one. A: Can't afford one.
DOG: why you no txt me today. I'm busy. DOG: you on gay opuss app instead of texting dog. No. I'm working. DOG: just ran up and down the stairs 19 times without stopping.
DOG: I need a girlfriend You can't have kids. I had you 'done' remember. DOG: WHAT?.