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Things to do at Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time: 1. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 2.
As a cat it is my born right to: 1: Look at you in disgust even if its my fault. 2: Sit in your seat and not move. (Then refere to rule one) 3: Open a closed door or get you to do itfor me.
Here are some things that make no sense, are pointless and are just plain stupid: 1) Calling someone to get their number.
1) Say liar after everything they say. 2) Pretend to burst into tears, and when they ask why, say you thought of their wife/husband. 3) Debate with them whether you should be punished or not.
Some unfortunate names: SUE AGE Born Glasgow, 1849. PETER PIDDLE Baptised Fowey, Cornwall, 1649. ENEMA BOTTOMLEY WOOD Died Huddersfield, 1904. SEYMOUR BUST Born Halstead, Essex, 1841.