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#Opussweeklychallenge 500th Opuss.
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#Opussweeklychallenge 500th Opuss.
Buzz walks in through the door of McDonalds. Buzz: To the infinity, and beyond. Buzz looks around and sees SnowWhite. Buzz: Are you Miss White. SnowWhite: I am SnowWhite. Hello. Are you Buzz.
Ladies please be aware..... there is a worldwide pandemic that is sweeping our nations at an alarming rate. It has been silently infecting our males.
@gazplend says I'm turning old, Not my fault I like murder, she wrote. It's incredibly engrossing when its started, I have to know I've guessed the murder right.
#nightdwellers ** This actually happened to me a month ago. ** Start of holidays sitting on a plane, happy as can be on my way to Spain. I recline my seat but it doesn't move.
This is the speech that got me into drama school.... :O, she misused me past the endurance of a block.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-storey hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.