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#bestofopuss ANGER. When my guy leaves the toilet seat up. FEAR. They don't have those gorgeous shoes in my size. SADNESS.
By Gemma Doyle. Any of you heard of the game bus stop. Well It's when two people are on a bench and one of those two people has to creep the other out of his/her seat.
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel,...
Cecil is a centipede. And Cecil is my friend. The last time I saw Cecil. He was this big (Show with hands). I said 'Cecil what have you done??'. 'I had one apple'.
@OpussDailyChallenge Announcer:Hi kids. Ever wish that those pesky bullies would ever stop taking your milk money anymore. Boy: They don't really do that anymore. Announcer: Well look no further.
•Thoroughbred: who ME?. Do WHAT. I'm scare of light bulbs. I'm outta here. •Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys-catch up.
Late for school ------------------------------------------ age 6-Mommy,mommy i am late for school.WAAAAAA!!! age 10-oh my god I'm late for school. age 12-OH SHIT!!. Mom I'm late for school.
---------- You hear loud noises coming from your parent's bedroom. Your dad is on away on a business trip...
Day 7) script for a one-minute radio show. S: Hello & welcome to *cheesy intro music* How Pun-derful. I am your host, Stephen Fry* and today's guest is Miranda Hart. Hello Miranda. M: Bonjour.
Boy:What did one ocean say to the other. Girl: What. Boy:Nothing, they just waved. Girl: ...... Boy: ...... Girl: ...... Boy: Did you sea what I did there. Seariously, did you. Girl: Yes....
When Americans call chips "French fries". When Americans call crisps "Chips". When Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "Candy bars". When Americans call motorized rollinghams "Cars".
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness.
Chorus: Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do Mahna Mahna Do do-do do Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do. (Improv. by Mahna Mahna) Repeat Chorus (Improv.
Chorus: Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do Mahna Mahna Do do-do do Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do. (Improv. by Mahna Mahna) Repeat Chorus (Improv.
Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do Mahna Mahna Do do-do do Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do. (Improv. by Mahna Mahna) Repeat Chorus (Improv.
So, here's a sketch that didn't make the cut for this week's Newsjack. Enjoy. --------- GRAMS: SEXY MUSIC VOICEOVER: Are you lonely. Lacking influence. Failing to penetrate that inner circle.