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*To the tune of 'The Candy Man'* Who can tax the sunrise. Who can tax the trees. Who can lie a bunch, And then collect up all the fees. The Government... (The Government) The Government can...
I heard this today for the first time in a long while. It makes me laugh every time thanks to Victoria Wood's great writing. It doesn't matter if you know the tune.
#xmasparody To the tune of Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree. Naked around the Christmas tree, What a mental holiday, Everyone's nude, including me, Singing 'yipee doo kaiyae'.
A friend told me to post this. Not sure why. But please remember that A) all this was made by Bart baker A) may contain... Unsuitable terms. But that's Bart baker for you. C) that those where both...
(Da Da Da Da Da). I really gotta share with you all, about my germy blues. (Da Da Da Da Da). These germs are closing in on me and I just don't know what to do. (Da Da Da Da Da).
Now here's the thing about saying firetruck It starts F and it ends with UCK So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K" Hey look at that they just bleeped...
(The MC) Yo, introducing Mr Right & Mr Wrong Here to deliver their new hit song (Mr Right) Haha, my name is Mr Right and that is Mr Wrong (Gong sound) BEEP dude, did you just break a gong :O (Mr...
Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave Because I'd go berserk. Well. . .