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Terry the red nosed crook Had a very shifty look And if you ever spoke to him You would think his tales were by Grimm.
#cheesebattle Oh well done, D, Nic's not happy You've made her hero pants all crappy She won't want to side with you When she hears her knickers smell of poo Mince pies you say.
Your sidekick is in pieces, Writhing on the road, He was so blown over by my butt, Now he's just a hairy toad, So what if you have a little phwoar.
#cheesebattle Ok folks, I've got new legs I walk like I've been laying eggs But not to worry, there's no fuss 'Cos one of them's a blunderbuss And it'll shoot out pies and cheese Brings super...
Is it a bird. Is it a plane. No of course - It's Nic the Insane. Come to do battle Now, boys, don't kick out your rattles Our new super-knickers Are really stain-resistant kickers.
#cheesebattle. Well Delilah,. With your car,. And chicken eggs,. You shant get far,. I have a few tricks up my sleeve,. A super soaker,. Filled with cheese,. Your chickens can't protect you now,.
To give my friend a little laugh Let's talk dirty, you might need a bath He likes things just a tad rude Not vile or disgustingly lewd So here for you, I share my ditty About farts, wee, poo....how...
Ok big alpha man. You don't have enough animal in you to fill a pepperarmi. Maybe you're a snickers cos' you're full of nuts you're just barmy. I may go around mewing life's not fair.
We've seen so much as we explore, But there is yet still so much more; Let's press on further, if you agree, Around the Magnificent Maniacal Menagerie...
Glory, Glory, What a Hell of a Way To Die. (From the tune of "Glory, Glory Man. United!") Chorus Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die.