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Ohhoh, @MelchoirJ13, this is war. You'll be beaten like you've never been beaten before. See no one else, as far a I see, Is more proud to be British than me.
#cheesebattle D and Nic, Ha. What a show, I say, you two, You have to go. I have Nic hostage, Hear me D.
#cheesebattle. Well, Delilah,. Aren't you getting feisty,. Like flaming salsa red hot sauce,. You sure aren't acting nicely,. So cool it, D,. Don't get your second,. Knicker layer twisted,.
@Delilah. I see you Boursin all around,. Not as Mazeqi as you sound,. You're Prato much just on for show,. A slice of what you ought to know,. Your knowledge is okay,. Sewsew,.
@MelchoirJ13 Jeesh Areesh You're getting rather tetchy. Camembert down You're cheese knowledge is getting sketchy.
@Delilah Well Delilah, What a show, Tell me more of what you know, I'm cheesed off now, And that's not Gouda, Babybel, Cool it, Camorla, Brie it cheese, Or Brie it wine, Your mouse brain can't beat...