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#acrostic Marvello the Magician didn't know a single trick Yet his sleight of hand was awesome even with fingers that thick So each time he took the stage the audience would hiss and jeer They paid...
Jaxonaque The Third picks up his storybook and fiddle and begins to tell this tale to a hushed audience in the Half Moon & Whistle; Once upon a time upon a wood a jayer bird upon a tree sung a tune,...
Cross channel Terry came knocking on my door Selling exotic goods from the town of carte d'or Telling tales of his travels to the north/south divide Wearing his 'Frankie says' tshirt with naive...
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day.
You keep me transfixed With your eyes like A twisted promise Of a summer sky In deep December, Suited, booted, a gent With the offer of perfection; You've learned to become Whatever people want, The...
You were a thief, That's what you were, You stole my heart, You were a saboteur. You snuck into my life, Made me fall for you, Your plan clearly worked- I didn't have a clue.
#colour Connie the conman thought it'd be funny To try and print some counterfeit money It'd make his retirement ever so sunny The ink was still wet and the Queen all runny He went to the bank to...
#bored #slightlypissed I'm a pretend psychic, I'd pretend to read your palm I'd tell you what you want to hear its wrong but wheres the harm I pretend to see the spirits and pretend to see the...
River let out a sigh as she fiddled with the dart in her hands, the speck of red at the tip. She really wasn’t all that surprised, considering who it was who messed up the plan in the first place.
An archaeologist was digging for stuff in the ground when a man approaches him.
A well dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "Are you nuts.
Sim Shady is his name Life he treats a game Born as Simon Shady He's never had a lady For he is dodgy as A reputation he has He would rip you off Whether poor or posh He's not choosy which No...
This is an old tale that I was once told a long time ago, I have decided to share it: In a distant land far away, there was a man who travelled around the land placing wagers.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
#household He arrived in town with a carpet bag, promising potions for things that sag, cream for sadly hairless gents, paper roses, inflatable tents.
Chapter 4 The Conman The gamble had been made and for The Conman it was a game he knew well.
"Want another drink?" Asked Tpek, pushing a pint of beer across the table to the drunken man sitting on the other side. "Yeeargh," Slurred the man, swaying in his seat. Tpek grinned.
2/2 With a burst of mischief he leapt over the counter and gently pulled off the handkerchief. Underneath was an object the likes of which he had never seen before.
So this lawyers on a long train journey and is sitting next to a blonde. Deciding to waste some of the time, the lawyer proposes a game.
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day.