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Lightly I'll beat you getting you all worked up I'll coat you with my liquid and give you a rub Toss you with a firm grip then watch you flip Give a gentle squeeze, and licking my hot lips I'll...
C ooking up a fancy meal, O h, I love to be in the kitchen. O nions to fry, spuds to peel, K eep it standard . are you tripping . I love to try, all different things, N ever afraid to mix it up.
#OutOfTheBlue Separate the cake cases, Put them in the tray, Grease them if you want to, Or just leave them plain.
@adventchallenge. It's Boxing Day already. I've just got out of bed. I think I may be hungover. There's a pain inside my head. OMG look at the time. It's nearly midday. And I've invited guests.
#adventchallenge Take a turkey, Stuff it to the brim, With onions and herbs, Else, it's nothing. Whack it in the oven, Leave it to bake, Don't serve it raw, For goodness sake.
This is one of my favourite recipes. So I thought I'd share it with you, hope you like it too.
I'm standing in the kitchen, Huddled over pans and pots, With a cloak around my frigid neck, And thoughts in dashing dots.
Oh what me gwan do. Me forgot me chickin for da stew. Me only gots me rice and peeeeeas. Ma man him won't be best pleased. Oh what me gwan do. Me gots a haaard choice ta chose.
This is a true gentleman's relish of a sandwich. Prepare a plateful ladies and watch his eyes light up. You will need: 5/6 rashers of bacon (smoked or unsmoked) Helmans Mayo Good thick fresh...
Thank you very much, Super Ma'am, I quite enjoyed, My Super Flan. A four cheese feast, Made by the best, A killer beast, Outshone the rest.
I like it when there's cheese in the microwave,. And onions in the oven,. I'll fry them all in the morning,. And eat them in the afternoon,. I'll spend all day wanting more,.
I must have been asleep for hours and hours as when I woke up my mum was no where to be seen. Then saw a note on my door saying 'some friends invited me down to the pub I'll be back quite late.
Nutmeg add a little pinch A tsp of cocoa powder for too much will make you winch.
I love food and I love great cooking. They always say what's cooking good looking. I say it's extreme chips and beans. It's really not what it first seems. Freshly cut chips ovened in tin foil.
#Household When I was younger I used to really love. Wearing my mothers oven glove. I used to play with the pots and pans. Pretending to make food with my sticky hands.
#household In my household I can proudly boast The perfect fillet Sunday roast. Accompanied by carrots and juicy petite pois Our home's best roaster is definitely moi.
I realized today that I never actually get bored. I was amazed by the fact 'cause when thought of it it had nothing, was just boring.
'I love how you can't say yeast, your childish ways and your hugs before I leave, but you're flying high on your nargile and weed..
Toffee caught some sea-breeze, he's not eating and Ondine knows he's not fond of fishes, get hold of some biddies to use in all kind of dishes, hoping he eats 'cause her pup being sick gives her a...
They say the simple things. Sometimes are the best. So with stepson in attendance. I put it to the test. We invited him to dinner. Asked him what he'd like. He said steak and chips.
I love cooking and holding dinner parties. At one point in my university I was cooking dinner for some friends. A modest meal by todays standards:- Spaghetti Bolognese.
After a long time in the bedroom we all came out. We were starving and I felt like doing something, other than watch TV, so I decided I'd make a loaf cake. Only from a cake mix, nothing special...
Ingredients - 500g/1lb 2oz ready-made puff pastry - plain flour, for dusting - 1 free-range egg, beaten - 8 herby sausages (the best you can afford), cut in two - salt and freshly ground black...
For two people 4 eggs 1 large carrot 3 medium sized broccoli flourettes A handful of sweetcorn Half an onion sliced & diced 1 bag of boil in bag rice I am by no ways vegetarian, but its a healthy...