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leelee101
leelee101

Customers

A visit from new customers. Really is a pain. Strolling around like deities. Never to be seen again. Trussed up in Lecter boiler suit. Gets me hot real fast. With PPE all over me.

26 3 133 words
MelchiorJ13
MelchiorJ13

Emotionless

Cold eyes, hollow heart, Death still, sharp start, Coin tongue, burnt ice, Lives for the price. Black soul, see through, Sell case, brand new, Cheque book, checkmate, Pawn, rook, estate.

14 5 75 words
leelee101
leelee101

Don't Worry

Don't worry, Mister mister We all understand You've got all the money We're sure you've got it planned They'll be glad to leave on Friday The damned that you select With no motivation What the hell...

34 22 164 words
TheViolator
TheViolator

Retirement

EMPLOYEE NOTICE: Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, National has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 55 years of age and above on early,...

16 1 227 words
Eatonlynch
Eatonlynch

Business Joke

This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

14 0 73 words
smellyfingers
smellyfingers

Analyst

Statistically speaking 1 in every 1 of us is reorganised, reworked and rehashed bullshit. Vodka flow charts, sweet cherry pie charts, Rising broken torn out hearts.

28 4 169 words
jdw
jdw

The Plan

In the beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was completely without substance. And darkness fell upon the faces of the Employees.

4 0 171 words