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#bored. I'm an OCD burglar, I'd break in and clean your house. But I won't leave nothing out of place and I'm as quiet as a mouse. I never seem to steel anything, I just put your CDs in order.
#augustwriteaday. #nightdwellers. There's no place to put your loot. When you're wearing your birthday suit. I hide mine. Where the sun don't shine. But that makes me walk like a coot.
A burglar broke into a house one night.
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.
One day 4 aliens arrived on earth. They wanted to learn English.