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#opussweeklychallenge Fashion Crime. Alert, alert. DCI Spanx is investigating. I, Maryam, am an important member. The culprit was spotted in the princess's wedding ballroom.
Gangster pigeons take over Opussia. Many of the city's important building have been overrun by Opussian's latest villains: Super Wedgie Man and his gang of gangster pigeons.
In south east Opuss a serious crime has occurred where over 500 people have been given a 'super wedgie' at the Opussion Annual Fete.
BANANA WEDGIE On Saturday at precisely 9:05pm an elderly man who goes by the name of Jimmy Electron was the victim of a terrible crime.