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A filthy poem just for you. Full of words like wee and poo. Muddy puddles dirty stuff. A nasty smelling bit of rough. A sick bucket for you to drink. Some horrible thoughts for you to think.
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
16+ please. THE CREATION OF A VAGINA. Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Pretty funny lol 16+ tho lol. Who would have thought it after all the sadness saw fit what would make me laugh the hardest would be a piece of shit.
[explicit content. Contains references to penises.