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#halloweenparty Every decent party Needs a pukka bill of fare This one's slightly different For it's designed to scare How about an aperitif A little something to drink In keeping with the theme A...
Oh what me gwan do. Me forgot me chickin for da stew. Me only gots me rice and peeeeeas. Ma man him won't be best pleased. Oh what me gwan do. Me gots a haaard choice ta chose.
#household Bob was a happily married house fly, Who liked to eat fruit and buzz lazily by. He was blessed with 2 beautiful larvae and a wife, Whose constant complaining usually ended in strife.
Nigel the cannibal was short on food He found himself in quite a mood Couldn't bring himself to kill a living soul But being a cannibal he couldn't eat cheese roll Only surviving on small animals he...