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Jokes 1. What did the policeman say to his stomach. Ur under a-vest 2. What did the banana say to the doctor. Im not peeling well. 3. How did the egg cross the road. It scrambled. 4.
A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors. "But dad, how will I know?" "Trust me son, you will know.
Q) What do prisoners use to call each other. A) Cell Phones. Q) What did the water say to the boat. A) Nothing, it just waved. Q) What did the grape do when it was stepped on. A) Give a little whine.
Q.Where do you find a one-legged dog. A.Where you left it. Q.What's pink and fluffy. A.Pink fluff Q.What's blue and fluffy. A. Pink fluff holding it's breath. Q.What do you call a deer with 1 eye.
*1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.* *2.
Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes. A: no idea Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. A: still no idea Q: what do you call a man with a spade on his head.