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The Opuss Crowd, Writing our words so proud, I just want to say thanks this way, Before I head off for some zoo-y days, There's a hell of a lot of you, I know, Even I look at this and think...
#darknursery Mary had a little itch, She passed it on to me. I got some cream to sort it out, Her bloody STD..
#darknursery Mary had her little lamb, She took it by a tree. She's now in prison doing time, For beastiality..
Incy wincy pay rise Not enough to bail me out When debts are all a'risin' Nothing left to pawn or tout DOWN came the bailiffs And took away my home With cardboard box & blanket Now on the streets I...
#DarkNursery Hey Diddle diddle The pussy got fiddled. By the cow who's a complete loon. The little dog laughed as he got done up bum. And the dish made love to the spoon!.
I'm tired of feeling down,. Feeling down, feeling down. I'm tired of this my frown. I'm hurting badly. Fix me up with wood and clay. Wood and clay, wood and clay. Build me up and make my day.
#darknursery Lucy Locket lost her pocket Kitty Fisher found it.. There was not a penny in it, But a ribbon round it. 'Give me back my money, bitch.
Mary Mary quite contrary, Garden full of bones. With broken skulls, And rotten flesh, Covered all in stones.
Ok i'm seeing alot of #DarkNursery Any one interested should check out my versions from a while ago: Perversary Rhymes :P.
#DarkNursery ((A repeat of one of my Perversary Rhymes. Come from a set of 10. )) Bah bah crack pimp, have you any hoes. Yes Sir Yes Sir, Heres how it goes. One for the Master One for the Dame.
#darknursery. Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea,. Hunting in the autumn mist after a little boy called Lee,. Little Jackie Paper was Puff's last lunch,.
#darknursery Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock.The little dog laughed to see such fun,Then died of an electric shock..
London bridge is falling down, Falling down, Falling down, Screaming echoes round the town, Through the blazes.
#darknursery Mary mary quite loud and lairy, how does your garden grow. With stringy hairs and awful smells, where did my jimmy go?.
#darknursery Roses are black, violets are red, I hate you so which is why your dead....
#darknursery Pat-a-cock, pat-a-cock: Make it rise. The poor old baker's In for a surprise. The baker's wife Is sowing her oats She kneads it ... She needs it. The baker's a scrote.
Bobby Shafto Shafted me With my money he did flee When I get him He will bleed That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the loo Humpty Dumpty did a big poo All the king's horses And all the king's men Were gassed, and died, poor them. #darknursery.
#darknursery Little Boy Blue Did not make a peep Under the haystack Presumed asleep Until they discovered The pitchfork to blame And that's the true story Behind Blue Boy's name.
#darknursery It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring, a girl lays dead on his bed, she got away but he smashed her head, he'll clean her up in the morning....
#darknursery Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey. But she got it wrong: the tuffet's a bomb. Kablaam. She is guts, bone and spray!.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder what you are. You become a big black hole Suck the world into your soul. #darknursery.
#darknursery Doctor Foster went to Gloucester In a shower of acid rain. He stepped in a puddle Right up to his middle, Died screaming in unbearable pain. Was that too much. Lol.
#darknursery Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep And doesn't know where to find them... They are 'on holiday' at Burger King, Who will lovingly fillet and grind them..