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We're cool for cats, crazeeee for lurve. We like a bit of skirt, and plenty of curve. Our last night out, I admit, wasn't a success. My brown cords ripped and my hair was a mess.
I'm going out on the pull tonight, I've got on my flower shirt. I've slicked my hair to the side, now it's time to flirt. I've got brown chords with braces, and a chunky silver chain.
I have a friend who for the sake of the story will be called bob (even though I'd use that term loosely), who considers himself to be somewhat irresistible to women.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. 9. I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you. 8. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 7.
Five Important Qualities 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3.