Jack's Back with a Tacky Looking Crack
#fillintheblanks One sunny day, Jack decided to go looking for love down on the beach.
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Not The Best Night
It had not been the best night out by any means. I suppose it all started as I was getting ready.
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Not Women? I'm Confused
#bored. So I once went out on this date. With this girl and one of her mate's. I was on to a winner. But first we had dinner. This night was going to be great. Now Ann and Pam were there names.
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Her Chinese Number
Oooh yeah I love those boobies They making my mind go loopy And I don't think you're wearing a bra Cos your nipples stick out too far Oooh I wonder if you feel the same As you watch my balls in the...
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Strange Call
My best friend just rang and gave me some news At first he wouldn't say so I asked him for clues 'well you know that girl with the stubble I am seeing' 'I saw her in the toilet,standing up peeing!' I...
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It's A Gas
The glint in her eye, Her legs went sky high, when I met the key to my heart. I knew from that moment, as quick as it was, that no more I could openly fart.
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Another Night Shift
Working nights on my patch, as I've mentioned in previous posts, is often a time to see quite odd people and their fashion mistakes. Tonight, I have seen something I've never encountered before.
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Untitled
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds.
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Nearly Married
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.
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Awkward moment in my life
I was 17 years old and had just got my first girlfriend.
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