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I've decided to do a sponsored swim, I'm going to swim the Pacific Everyone thinks its a bad idea, but I think it's terrific I've been in training for weeks, well I don't want to look a fool Ive just...
I've been in this place a year, A year and a day, Waiting for someone to help me, To save me.
Mr Fantastic he thinks he's got it all.
ACCOMPLISHED : bought cat food STILL TO DO: defeat superbrat world domination Mum phoned today, she never understands. Always telling me to go back to uni, find a nice girl and settle down.
As I sit upon the sand, I begin to dream, Of my Wonderland, Of tea with scones and jam and cream.
For my friend @Weirdwolf (private joke) ;-) Show 1 - Cardboard King "Welcome to The Jeremy Lyle Show.
I came to bring your cup of tea But I discovered that you'd fled. I'm sure I locked you in that room... Or was that me instead. Ha.
Our stage is lit, the curtain stirs, a dancer takes the floor, She flicks her hips, throws her tired toes across the boards, A draping gown with sequins flashing light across the seams, Each...