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Dear Dentist I come to you on regular basis to do the regular bla bla you keep talking about. I brush, I floss and do the mouth wash thing. But NOTHING seems to please you. And last time....
I’ve got to go there’s no mistake It hurts so bad for goodness sake. The pain's so deep from within my gums I hope that some relief will come.
I had an incident with floss, It still fills me with fear, Yes, on that cold and stormy night, The memory's crystal clear, For, I had just brushed my teeth, Colgate, max white fresh, When all at...
*warning; swear words* So today I got my braces, And they're really FUCKING painful. I know I'll come out happy, That the metal's really gainful. My jaw feels just... On fire.
I'd like to say I'm sorry, Apologise in advance, Because life for my poor teeth, Isn't going to get quite pants.
A Geordie golfer and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The Geordie said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry.
Whitey goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction."$85. for an extraction sir", was the dentist's reply. Ouch have ye not got anythin' cheaper", replies Whitey getting...