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Does contain swear words. I'm a cocky Cocker. Even though I'm covered in fleas. My owner gets rid of them. And gives my anal glands a squeeze. I'm a cocky Cocker. I look as miserable as sin.
I left my teddy in the car with my dog when we went to a cafe this morning. Scared that my dog Ruby would chew it up but no. It turns out ruby loves it so much she gave it a big sloppy kiss. Ugh.
Upside down dog, paws to the sky I will not scratch your tum. You wiggle and you wriggle And you poke me in the eye As you clamber on and over me.