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misslittleDHP
misslittleDHP

Cocky Cocker

Does contain swear words. I'm a cocky Cocker. Even though I'm covered in fleas. My owner gets rid of them. And gives my anal glands a squeeze. I'm a cocky Cocker. I look as miserable as sin.

24 17 176 words
cherrypopicecream
cherrypopicecream

Teddys And Dogs Don't Mix

I left my teddy in the car with my dog when we went to a cafe this morning. Scared that my dog Ruby would chew it up but no. It turns out ruby loves it so much she gave it a big sloppy kiss. Ugh.

22 0 55 words
eliza
eliza

Dog Mornings

Upside down dog, paws to the sky I will not scratch your tum. You wiggle and you wriggle And you poke me in the eye As you clamber on and over me.

10 2 188 words