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So come in from college And want a little sleep Think "yeah, great idea" When no one's around to make a peep Now why am I still awake.
Saturday I'll get a lay-in. Cos mum's gone to work. But in my room. My dogs do lurk. Say morning to one of them. Then they're both on me. They want cuddles. But not a thing I can see.
S S L L O O B B B B E E R R Everywhere S S L L O O B B B B E...
We are heading to the coast on Christmas Day. Why.
Last tuesday was a real great day My dog Caroline had puppies I really excited to have them, you see I consider myself lucky.
(Woody's my dog) Woody's got the hiccups, It's driving him insane. It started just this morning, It's something quite profane.
Last night we had a huge thunder storm and Magic (my puppy) got really scared and came to sleep in my room not that she's allowed to and then she sat on the same step for I dunno 2 hours.
Dogs like to lick my toes, I really don't understand this need, It's not just my toes, But legs and feet.
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond.
Great big paws. Scratching at the door. Waiting to go out And wallow through the mud.
I'm on my laptop, looking around, When I see there's been a new YouTube sensation, I click on it, with a pinging sound, Eager to watch the new creation.
The sky is dark, The clouds are grey, Oh, I wish they'd take that cat away. The air is cold, Like the still moon, Is my dinner coming soon.
I popped into the pet shop to stock up on essentials like dog food and poo bags. Full circle purchases. I on whim bought a squeaky toy. Taking the food out of the bag I left it lying by the door.
My greyhounds see so much better than I. It's dark outside and they do defy My futile efforts to hold them back, It's Rabbit City, time to attack.
Early morning visitor on the bed Always so happy to say hello His sister curled asleep by my feet I reluctantly leave the warmth of my duvet Release the hounds into the garden Always full and willing...
It shouldn't be. He awoke And with that thought Went back to sleep again The dog however decided it was.
Normally when I bring my dog for a walk, he doesn't really listen to me or bother doing what I say.
Lying, sleepy on the rug, I spy a crawly, creepy bug, Long and twitchy, hairy back, Edging near to have a snack; Before I know it - SNAP. It nips, And bites into my bottom bits.
A true friend is not one who stabs you in the back. A real friend is a mans best friend, a dog.