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I've come up with a new dinner, I must go back for more. I hid my cocaine in a chicken, when the police knocked upon my door. Whilst I was being searched upstairs, my wife was in the kitchen.
I'm dreading to hear, On the door a *knock*, So I've hidden my jewelry, And hidden my socks. The evil ones are visiting today, Some church friends of ours.
By Miscellaneous. I never thought it could happen - it did. On a Tuesday. A mundane day. This particular one especially.
#youngwritershousehold (Sung to the tune of 'Favourite Things') The lightbulb needs fixing, The drain pipe is leaking, We've had a fight, So now no one is speaking.
What the hell are you doing to our neighbours cat, she just text me.