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To see the world from your eyes part II : Dear crappy computer Dear crappy computer, Today was officially the worst day ever in the history of worst days.
I was on my way to bed When Dave got it in his head To bring a mouse Into the house Wish I'd left him out instead I wasn't sure at first Why he came in with such a burst 'Dave, come over...
Mm. Morning. Is it breakfast yet. I want walkies. Human, get set. Twice around thr field, Maybe once around the hill. Then I'll race you home, human. And I'll eat my fill.
#outoftheblue. #acorns. Remote controls are everywhere. And not just for TV. Used to make do with just one. Now there's at least three. They used to be so simple. For me to operate.
Where's the snow for Christmas.
#rant I've escaped for the afternoon, The in laws are driving me mad; They sit and watch hours of TV, It's anti social and bad.
I'm frozen in place, eyes wide and square. Unable to move, reduced to stare. My stomach twists, my throat is clogged, I kind of feel like I've been mugged.
I was releasing frustration playing on my playstation. When the dog sat on the remote control and on came babestation. Coincidentally in walked the wife. With a great big bloody carving knife.
#household Bob was a happily married house fly, Who liked to eat fruit and buzz lazily by. He was blessed with 2 beautiful larvae and a wife, Whose constant complaining usually ended in strife.
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.
#augustwriteaday A sorceress in the kitchen Hostessing skills just great All very well when you're in there When you're done it ain't so great It's like a bloody bomb site Oh the culinary debris.
Just this very morning when I was watering the sofa. I noticed that my 98 windows had went missing. I could no longer see outside into the wilderness. It was devastating.
I've got a naughty pussycat, she keeps catching butterflies. I think she has convinced herself they're birdies of small size. She stalks them on the lavender, they seem to like that spot.
So I'm playing on my iPad and the wifi drops a bar, My farming game is awesome but the gameplay starts to jar, I grit my teeth and pray that all my carrots are okay, And then the wifi drops out (I...
Arrrrr. Here they come again. The Shower gel Thieves. Their at it again. One minute it's here, Next it is gone, What the hell I never used half the tube.
*WARNING* pure filth I have a lovely boyfriend He's kind and sweet to me He likes the things I like Guess it was meant to be But now and then I wonder If I want to lay my head On my lovely fluffy...
Does anybody know how to tumble dry. Switched it on for an hour to give it a try So much heat and smoke I started to cry. Clothes are black and smelly but at least there dry.
Although a bright and able man, my husband is almost completely helpless when faced with even the simplest domestic chore.
ALARM. Snooze. ALARM. Snooze. ALARM. Get up. Shower. Get dressed. Dry the hair. Wake up kids. Turn on DVD. 5 minutes earned. Go downstairs while avoiding toys. Made it.
I taught my cat to clean my room, to use a bucket, brush and broom, to dust my books and picture frames, and pick up all my toys and games.
Remote controls are everywhere. And not just for TV. Used to make do with just one. Now there's at least three. They used to be so simple. For me to operate. Just trying to change the channel.
Tom and his friend Brian were working on the renovation of our cottage when he wrote this for me, there is more than a grain of truth in it .
#household What's on earths that awful stink, thats coming from my bathroom sink. Could it be the outside drain. We have had such a lot of rain Is it bunged up with soap.
The white wash is done But what's this I've found.