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Changed the sheets on the kids bed, Didn't take them downstairs on the floor they went instead, Left them there till I was ready, To go downstairs with the washing which included a dirty teddy, Went...
I spy with my little eye An unattended chocolate delight My husband has just popped out The Mint Aero is calling out, "Eat me. Eat me!" "You want to, Ally!" "Eat me.
Getting up early on a Sunday should be banned, I have two kids though that need to be manned, Niquita likes to get up early, Brynleys still in bed he's lazy, Watching cartoons snuggled warm on the...
The carpet fitters came yesterday. The house was a mess, things in the way. Beds, tables, cupboards, piled high. In the hallway, you could barely get by. The rooms were in a right old pickle.
Everyone in this play script is posh(this story takes place in a comfy living room) ( and nanny is doing some knitting) Thelma walks into the room Thelma: OH GOSH I THINK IT'S BROKEN Nanny: oh...
A man needs telling at least once a day. A man needs to be turned to face the right way. When I live alone I know for a fact. Won't turn up for work and probably get sacked.
Inspired by Kim's T.A.R.D.I.S. bag...that's Time And Relative Dimensions In Suede... 'My phone is ringing honey Can you see who it is?' What. Go in your handbag.
My fruit bowl could safely and efficiently accommodate several pieces of fruitage. It could partake in this task with ease and could accept several bananas in various stages of position if so...
#household On the sofa late one night I was given a bit of a fright I am not faking The cushions were shaking I had to turn on the light So, moving one out of the way I could see what was making...
I don't want to bore Talking about my drawers But I have to share As it's only fair I have a lovely chap It's a notable fact But when I do my chores He's trying to get in my drawers I mean it's...
#household P lease call the plumber In my books the number. L eave the sink alone please don't make me moan.
A pang of regret hit her as she stared at the mess. Splattered all around were glaring reminders of what she had just done, and she groaned at the thought of cleaning up the mess.
My Girlfriend's parents here for tea, Feel like they're inspecting me. No white gloves for the dust test, Still I'm feeling rather stressed.
A queer little fellow Showed up on our step today With a little note about him, How he is a baking stray. 'Hello my name is Herman And I'm a sourdough friendship cake.
Sitting in a warm bath of bubbles and essences of wild forest flowers, I notice a face at the window. The face turns and it's eyes burn through the frosted glass spying right at me.