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There was once a little puss cat who was walking through a park, when he spotted a delightful little pond.
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Dirty Mind You!
(Sexual misconceptions) Roses are Red, Nuts are Brown, Skirts go up, Pants come down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When it's stiff stick it in.
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Naughty People
I sit there and stroke it I like feeling its fur It feels oh so tender It's beginning to purr Nibbles my finger Makes it all wet But this ain't the one You take to the vet There's only one way To...
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A Doggie Named Sex (the Uncut Version)
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".I call mine Sex.Now,Sex has been very embarrassing to me.When i went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license,I told the clerk...
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Pastors Ass
The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
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