"Just Because We're Both Old Doesn't Mean We Get On!"
At a new years eve party,
Together were put two old grans,
One was my granny,
The other my next door neighbours nan.
Dear Dave
Dear Dave,
I'm in a bit of a conundrum and would be most pleased if you could provide me with code for my g-mas electric scooter chair, so I can race it up and down the halls as she's having an...
Charlie The Cheeky Chap
Charlie was a cheeky chap,
Full of mischief an fun,
He always came out with silly jokes, and bit my brothers bum.
Joke!
When some friends get invited round to dinner, they notice that the host of the party always addressed his wife as honey or sweetheart, darling etc.