Sperm Jar
An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
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Joke!!
An elderly lady took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow....
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FAST THINKING
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.
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Blush And Chuckle
This morning I went to see hubby's nan who is 83 and is an amazing woman. So full of life, line dances, loves fancy dress and is oblivious to just how funny she is...
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Stuck Behind Barney!!
Theres a queue a mile long in Tesco, As usual it's Barney the goat, He's packed all his bags with his shopping.. Now he can't find his cash in his coat!!...
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New Hat
An elderly lady on a cruise ship was holding her hat tight so that it would not be blown away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam....
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Untitled
"What am I going to do?" cried my tearful elderly relative.
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Holy Bathroom Lights
An elderly man in his eighties goes to the doctor for a checkup.
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