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(1 bad word.) Was I drunk last night. No, that couldn't be it- All I've ever had in my life is a sip. But something strange happened, I was just so tired, 11 pm gets me really wired.
#TalesFromSchool I really like your idea @BethyBoo and for some reason i have school on the brain today... Could it be the sheer amount of revision. or the lovely acrostics attacking my inbox.
So I've had the most exciting weekend To see Britain's Got Talent, yes I saw Dec I nearly missed him the first time he waved Messing on my phone, I felt a whack from my mate There he was wearing a...
#fillintheblanks One sunny day, Jack decided to go looking for love down on the beach.
I farted in the bath. Jesus, what a laugh I already had bubbles But now I had double And did it smell. Not 'arf.
I've done some stupid shit, And some I'm proud about, i'll admit. One involved a some gin and Melted chocolate. All this occurred on my friends Nans 65th.
True story. I've had a little accident and I hope that you don't laugh. I've burnt my arse quite badly, just by getting in the bath. I put hot and cold water in and filled it to the top.
When I see you everything changes I don't know what to say im like amazed My friend Lola said that you wanted to invite us at the cinema and i went to buy popcorn.
#colourchallenge It started off slowly A bit sore at first Spots on my arse It's always been a curse This time was different It was too painful to sit I got my best friend to look "Oh my god,...
#colourchallenge One time I was at a very posh club in Londons West end, ( yes I can do posh) anyway we'd managed to get on the the guest list for a New Years Eve party The Music was great and the...
Have you ever tried to resist the course of nature. Well, if you haven’t, don’t. I’m here to tell you, there will be consequences and repercussions. The stuff that happened to me was amazing.
What's a girl to do When she can't find loo When one hold up is falling down While walking happily through town An important meeting at two God!. Where is the loo.
It had not been the best night out by any means. I suppose it all started as I was getting ready.
Because of my other halfs job, I have to go to balls.
The teacher passed out and fell right off her chair. My classmates are crying and gasping for air. The hamster is howling and hiding his head. The plants by the window are practically dead.
Please read to the end - I'm mortified - yet laughing still now!..!. xx So there's this woman in the corner shop, who keeps me talking for a good half hour, every time I call in. Pain in the ass.
We went off to see Spiderman And I loved it a lot; I like myself a superhero And Andrew Garfield's hot.
Here I am. Drunk once again. How did this happen. I don't know when. I've drank so much tequila. I'm laid on the floor. Am I really this drunk. I best drink some more. Getting back up.
Okay, so I just thought of a story. It's quite funny looking back on it but at the time it felt like the end of the world.... This story is about the first time I ever fell off my horse.
I told a fella it was wrong To come to work wearing a thong Walking had turned into farce With inch wide knick-knacks up his arse And when anal emission had departed To you and me, that's when he...
I was in a predicament Rushing into the loo I went I sit for what seems eternity It's ok it was just a long wee Then I look to my right Oh no this can't be right No loo roll yet again I'm sat there...
I was asked to leave my local swimming pool today as the bulge in my speedos was upsetting a few people,I pointed to a man wearing similar speedos and asked why he wasn't asked to leave, to which the...
From the mouths of children....always the truth . I think so :) Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store.
Sister Mary will take the girl guides on their forest walk this evening. The girls enjoy the animal spotting and its a glorious evening.