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Dinner yesterday was at the in-laws place Mrs Lee proceeded to get off her face Her and our hostess are best friends alright But not too much for me for 'tis a school night It started off fine, a...
(all true. No lie i promise) Ok so Dad comes home, "How was your walk?" I asked, "Bad." he replied glumly, "Oh what happened?" I asked.
So I've decided I'm going to write a diary entry every Sunday, describing my week's successes (normally few) and failures (normally over-called).
We've all done it...unwittingly insulted someone.
Stand back when the music does begin. Or you'll feel the force of 'Crazy Legs Lynn'. After a few Port and Lemons with lots of ice. My god, take care, those legs take flight.
10: mom I did not want pink butterfly wallpaper. 9: when your all like oh. Lemonade. And then grandma says after you drank it now where did my urine sample go.
Wanted to tell someone about my... Um... Eventful day, so here it is!. It started when I woke up (As you do) and went downstairs, to the toilet.
Wednesday, 26 January 2011I dont know where to start today :0/Good evening Mrs Smiff, Its 6.20 pm and i write this now in the anticipation that nothing else will go wrong today.
I have to share this news. About I guy I know. He has a dirty habit. That makes me want to throw. His name is really Frederick. Mr Frederick Whitbread. But when he's blind drunk.
Here goes my official 1st Opussian Blog...I'm going in. Don't you just hate those people who seem so organised all the time.
Do you embarrass yourself easily. I don't. It's almost impossible to embarrass me because my entire life has been one cack-handed catastrophe after another.
My friends and family often tell me this, at first I did not believe them, as you do, but after some time I began to see their point and found it quite hilarious.
Very first time I am being introduced to them, my then gf (now wife)’s mum asks my gf ‘would [name] like drink’, my gf says ‘he can speak for himself mum he isnt deaf and dumb’ - at which point I put...