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Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
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Snow Day!!!
Ok so this is categorized under blog AND advice. So yes, I have some advice on snow days. So we got around 4 inches of snow today where I live. And so I mean who let's a good snow day go to waste.
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Temptation
Ice cold glass, glistening. Warm fingers making shapes, Shapes on the frosted window. The temptation is too great. Look left. Look right. left again. Then right.
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Good First Impression
I've just been for a job interview, I put on my favorite suit. A nice green little number, my mum said that I looked cute. I got there nice and early, two hours to be precise.
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On The Nineth Day Of Christmas
Thw play is cansled. You would think that its a good thing but no, its my fult the cansled it. I was walking onto stage and triped over as i was comming out of the wings.
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Jacob Hulten
Chapter 9 In Advisory, I sat at a table with Danny and started to doodle on a piece of paper. Mr. Coal was telling a boring story of some guy who discovered the north pole or something. "Is Mrs.
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Dads Onesie
Would it be so bad, To see my dad, Happily clad, In a onesie - Erm maybe a tad. My mum would think he was high, My brother cry, And I would undoubtedly die.
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The Rubber Suit
Someone's been in my wardrobe And found me rubber suit I suppose she found it funny To play a prank so cute She's only gone and nicked it I really don't know why I know I said I hosed it But that was...
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Nice To Cake You
Oh my goodness, She spoke to me. Tell me this isn't true. My mouth is full Of delicious cake. Whatever shall I do. I should respond, But how exactly. My voice is blocked by food.
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The Red Wine-White Trousers Penance
I give excellent advice. I do so from ignorance via empathy. On a whole it works out nicely, friends ask discreetly and I respond in kind.
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Making Change- A True Story
#emotion Numbers have always sent me into a tizzy Ask me to calculate and I just get dizzy My brain works fine away from prying eyes But addition in front of others makes me cry One year, I...
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Shock Horror
#emotion #shame A stupid mistake, It's really not fair, You brought us all to shame, You made some cry with sadness, You're the only one at blame.
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Awkward
My little Tinker Tom Nearly made me die on the spot I'm feeling embarrassed Blushing until my cheeks are hot He was chatting Telling me about something white How it made a noise And how it gave him...
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Rubber Duck
I decided to get a bath. I thought It would be a laugh. So I got out my rubber duck. But got my big toe stuck. It was wedged In the tap. How did it get in that gap. Now I feel like a tw*t.
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Cringe!
Ok so, have you ever had an embarrassing moment. Well if you have, then I would love to hear it.
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Owwwww!
#household I like a bit of RUMPY PUMPY There upon the floor But if things get a bit frisky There's nothing I hate more Carpet burns..
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My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My teacher calls me sweetie cakes. My classmates think it's funny to hear her call me angel face or pookie bear or honey. She calls me precious baby doll.
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Fight For Me Part Four
I was crying because everyone in that stupid ballroom saw me trip on my ridiculously long gown and fall onto the server who was holding a dozen glasses of red wine, which as you can obviously see,...
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It's A Gas
The glint in her eye, Her legs went sky high, when I met the key to my heart. I knew from that moment, as quick as it was, that no more I could openly fart.
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My 300th Opuss- I Ran For The Chapstick
I ran for the Chapstick mom keeps in her purse. My lips were so chapped that they couldn't feel worse.
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Sloppy Poppy A
@eddie12309 challenge with a twist @PoppyA There was a young lady named poppy She was a lovely little thing but quite sloppy One day she caused such a commotion She fell to the grass overcome...
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Oopsidoodles
In your room singing and dancing (badly) fully belting and giving it stacks. Parents out for a walk. Phone rings.
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Blame It On The Boogie
I shouldn't dance, I'm not a mover, I've been told before I'm not a groover, So I just confine it To my room, Draw the curtains, Disco in the gloom.
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Trampoline Trots
Have you had the Trampoline Trots. Of this predicament I know lots Your bouncing around all happily Then out it shoots...
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