What Keys?
Your late for work Can't leave without me. Your screaming and shouting, 'Where's the bloody keys!' Am I under the sofa. Under your bed. Was I on the table. Or the fireplace instead.
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Your late for work Can't leave without me. Your screaming and shouting, 'Where's the bloody keys!' Am I under the sofa. Under your bed. Was I on the table. Or the fireplace instead.
Glancing from aisle to aisle, need something sweet to make me smile... Chocolate covered pastries just the treat, my stomach's rumbling, they have to meet.
I have a pet hate -I’m not a fan of insects/bugs of any kind -I know they have their uses; spiders catch flies, worms make the soil healthy, bees pollinate etc but what’s the deal with wasps.
the state of it is lost, but it will soon be found. i search between the cushions and underneath the chair. quickly searching everywhere. trying to find it quick before my show starts.
I'm a little disappointed, That today was just the norm, Expected zombies, shooting stars, Or hornets in a swarm.
I really don't have time to be ill So much I need to sort out still I don't have time for a bloomin cold I have clothes to wash, dry and fold I need to finish my crimbo shop Gotta keep going I...
So my Blackberry took a trip today... Off on the bus and far away. At first I'd no idea t'was gone, Then I sensed that something was wrong...
Feeling a little bit rough today I'm not ill often, I have to say A cough and a splutter, a lovely sore throat Mouth feels all furry like it's wearing a coat Teeth seem covered in a film-like...
This was getting too hilarious not to join in. Dear Sienna (wacko), please, For us men, dressing's not a breeze, We have much more than two decisions, Random rhyming word: physicians.
I have to write a poem, My poem for the day. But nothing else has happened, There's nothing here to say. Well today, today. I went to the zoo.
It turns out pretty pricy buying ice cream A 99 used to be 99p or maybe it was in my dreams.
Inspired by Kim's T.A.R.D.I.S. bag...that's Time And Relative Dimensions In Suede... 'My phone is ringing honey Can you see who it is?' What. Go in your handbag.
My fruit bowl could safely and efficiently accommodate several pieces of fruitage. It could partake in this task with ease and could accept several bananas in various stages of position if so...
NB: If anyone's entered a post for the household challenge (drawer) and I've not commented on it, I haven't yet seen it!.
Part 12 I walked home with a lovely warmed heart. How could he forgive me so easily. I approached home and switched the television on. Changing into my pyjamas, I sat on the settee and relaxed.
Whilst we are on the topic of a shite night. I don't know if I'll get any shut eye. For the ankle I twisted a few months ago. Is hurting once again...it's hurting so.
It's been a long day. You just want to rest. You've done all you can. You've tried your best. You get out your cup. And pop on the kettle. Waiting for it. You're beginning to settle.
Extraordinary I am an extraordinary girl, As i'm sure you will all agree. I am stood in plain view for all of you to look and see. Would it supprise you at all if I said I don't have a great name.
#sundayrepost 8 new lines Oh no.
Was it In the closet. Or there By the chair. I've lost My other sock Can't find it Anywhere. Did it camp By the lamp. Fall in To the bin. Is it snug On the rug. Hide and seek It will win.
Dear whoever is listening, Just got back from Tesco - it was an absolute nightmare!. The traffic was backed up because it's bank holiday and what do people do on a bank holiday when it rains.