Where Are We?
'Where are we?' You don't know where we are. 'Nooooo, just help me out here.' Well hmm, do you remember the drive over here.
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Just Don't Mention The Bloody Dinosaurs
Still plodding wearily through the inconsistencies and contradictions of the old testament... I must be getting near the end though, because there's a lot of recapping going on..
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Snooze
I opened up my dashboard, And I found my body's switch, I think I have an awful case, I'm too awake, a glitch.
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LIFE
Life would be a lot more fun and interesting if we lived it backwards. I mean, you start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better everyday.
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The Parable of the Potato
There was this old potato that fell out of a sack it was formally sitting inside of, at the supermarket. The supermarket in question is not relevant.
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A Raindrop Shaped Challenge
I can't leave this place, I just can't, All will become clear as you read my little rant. I live in a droplet of water you see, A "raindrop" as it's known to you and to me.
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A Week Of Fighting
Monday cleared his throat so that he could speak 'I'm tired of being seen as the start of the week. Everyone hates me because I bring school And work and various chores to do.
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How Long's A Piece Of String?
I don't know. How long is a piece of string. Is it short or is it long. Is it infinity and beyond.
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Event Erasers
Blast. I came in here for a thing or a deed, Me and my mind, we had agreed, This was the place, But it's gone without trace. Those blasted Event Erasers there, I never think to prepare.
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I want to live my next life backwards :
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
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Bright Side :D
"Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse.
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Gate
One day at St.Peter's Gate God and the Devil spoke And wondered what it would be like If they were normal folk Down they came this mismatched pair To give it a try To be like humans for a while Just...
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Question
I'm afraid I have a question A nagging little quip Needs addressing properly Before I lose my grip The simplest of problems I'm sure it can be solved I really do apologise For getting you...
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