Creased Jeans
What were you thinking, these are not dress pants, I guess you think it is cool, I will beat your ass back to fashion school.
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My Little Rant - you don't have to pay any attention to this :p
Urgh. Boys are overrated. Why can't girls see that. But no. They'd rather wear short skirts and see-through tops. Daisy-dukes and tops that have huge drops.
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The Denim Delinquent
( It hurts when words don't rhyme #eddie12309 ). Stonewashed. jeans and top. Is mans f##king crazy. Oh my god. Kids these days. They'll wear owt. Who comes out. In a denim coat. Fashion is.
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Miss Fancy Pants!
Here she comes,walking down the road Miss fancy pants,would you cop a load. Hair by Nicky clarke and Prada shoes Hey miss fancy pants have you heard the news.
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Mannequins
You try so hard. Put in time, effort,. Hours, I'm guessing,. To be different, an individual,. How do you all end up. Looking the same,. Clones of a high-street mannequin,. Manicured into oblivion,.
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Scary Hair!!!
The Mullet, hmmmm, what can I say. This hairstyle is sooo wrong. The front is short, the sides are mid, But then - the back is long!!. The chuckle brothers sported mullets, Once upon a time.
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No Sense Of Style
#household "What is that you're wearing?" My friend is wildly staring "Are you really going out in that I'm sorry Kim, you look a twat" "Why would you wear such a thing.
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Orange Faces.
There's something that I'll never know, I'll wonder always if it's just for show: Do girls believe that orange is good. When it's plastered on as thick as mud.
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Drunk People
Do not try an athletic hop over a 4 foot metal barrier. Your wrists and face will not thank you in the morning. 'play' fighting with your friends will not endear you to the 'ladies'.
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The Material Tools Of Life #3: Shades On A Rainy Day
Now, not all life tools are acceptable. People, wearing shades on an overcast or rainy day is completely vain.
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