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The chocolate walked towards his friends. They were still stuck in the pack. ~STOMP.... STOMP~ 'Ahhh,' Screamed the piece of chocolate. 'Human!!' He stood up to attention and fell flat on his face.
As I sat eating my morning beans I glanced out of my window and noticed a small onion being chased down the street by armed police.
When I ordered a simples ham sandwich, I got a full French bread, like a foot long too.
I went to the beach And splashed in the sea Then at the chip shop I had my tea Battered and fried Juicy fish Along with plump chips Clean was my dish But after the main course I felt a little...
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Cucumis Sativus - Super spy extraordinaire (Distantly related to the escape artist, Harry Zucchini) On his secret mission to foil the Sprouts, who were planning to take over Mash Potato Mountain.