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25th opuss has to be dedicated to christmas. so here goes... feeling like a christmas turkey kinda ate too much said "it's alright to do it once a year" but now i'm overstuffed.
There was once a little puss cat who was walking through a park, when he spotted a delightful little pond.
#adventchallenge Mince pies. Oh, a house of sticks, I'll just look inside... There may just be something yummy Playing 'Hide'.... Something pink, Something fat, Something lovely to eat.
I had a little giggle This morning About nine 'twas a post about...
My mom makes disgusting spaghetti with horseradish sauce and sardines. She tops it with pickles and mustard, bananas and barbecued beans. She serves it for supper on Sunday.
I just found this poem on my computer for a writing thing I did in English last year. (Sixth grade) haha ------------- My meatloaf is monstrous, The gravy is gooey.
Opuss, you seductive mistress. Unable to write. Void of ideas. Taking solace in a Tub of Ben and Jerry's. No harm in that??!. Fuck it. I forgot. I'm lactose intolerant. Oh Opuss!. How I bleed for you.