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I'm hungry, so hungry Those thoughts fill my head All I can write of is Eating till I'm dead So lets start simple Like mashed potatoes Then have some gravy And meat stuffed tomatoes Then add some...
Lean, mean, And septic green, Mushy cucumber Makes fridge unclean. Old, cold, Fluffy with mould, Wear rubber gloves Before you hold. In, bin, The fruity sin, Retched stench Comes from within.
Breaded fish with chips and veg, A dinner quick and easy. Broccoli, sweet corn, butternut squash, plus, of course, some peas-eys.
Take my advice, never eat moldy cheese, It'll get to you before you can sneeze, And cut through your sanity like a knife, Before you know, before your eyes is flashing by your life.
What's in my coffee... Eww, is it pee. What's in my coffee... What?. Snow from a ski. It stinks... Having a bad day. My coffee, bringing me dismay. Uh, there's something HARD in my coffee...
Sitting in a the caravan while watching tv. Driving to our camp site in time for our tea. Eating sweeties. Haribos in fact. I start to feel sick but thats not enough. The Haribo's not gunna give up.
The story that I am about to tell Is one of great sorrow. I recently made a terrible mistake, And now I fear, toast is my foe. I awoke and rose from my bed, My stomach ready for food.
Roger was consuming a hamburger for dinner when he heard on the evening news that much of the beef sold in supermarkets was supplemented by meat byproducts sterilized by ammonia, making an additive...