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Ok lads, the footie's finished Wipe away that tear Back to normal telly Back to the soaps I fear Put away the BBQ Won't need it for a while Football widows everywhere Have on their biggest...
Right folks, here's the score. Gonna be a 1 - 1 draw. We'll go out, you see. By the odd penalty. I wouldn't expect any more. I know what I'll get for this. A 'yah', a 'boo' and a hiss.
Four men were stranded on a desert island. One of them died. They were all very hungry, so they decided to eat parts of the dead mans body. They ate the parts for the football team they supported.
When speaking to my black or Muslim friends they often say “you don’t know how it feels being prejudged all the time”... Well actually I do.
“No One Likes Us, We Don’t Care, We Are Millwall, Super Millwall, We Are Millwall From The Den!” This chant was not just made up because it sounded good.