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smellyfingers
smellyfingers

Dark Ninja - Jedi's

Ninja/Jedi saga inspired by the leg-end that be Lord @Weirdwolf and the sweet innocent Lady @HeatherAnne She was full of youthful innocence Pure heart, mind and soul She was full of remorse and...

30 17 160 words
aleishagayle20
aleishagayle20

FOOK FOOTBALL

The footballs on This isn't fun What the hell?. Boys can't you tell?.

28 31 115 words
Delilah
Delilah

The Funday Orchestra

What good is a funday Without some music to lighten the mood.

50 45 325 words
leelee101
leelee101

Opuss Vs Footie

Opuss vs footie.

38 13 83 words
leelee101
leelee101

Goal. Grrr

England 1 France 1 Bugger. #funday.

6 9 5 words
leelee101
leelee101

Goal!

England 1 France 0 Hahaha. #funday.

12 11 5 words
leelee101
leelee101

Interruption

We interrupt this edition of 'Funday' while several Opusseers bugger off to watch the footie... #funday.

12 13 15 words
leelee101
leelee101

Hmmm...

This afternoon, 5 o'clock Getting ready for England to rock Could it be after all the tears First major title in 46 years. With half a team that's fit to play And the ex-manager of WBA England...

22 30 49 words
leelee101
leelee101

Hmmm...

This afternoon, 5 o'clock Getting ready for England to rock Could it be after all the tears First major title in 46 years. With half a team that's fit to play And the ex-manager of WBA England...

0 0 49 words
aleishagayle20
aleishagayle20

Cry Wolf

#funday Me: "Damn it!. You've got juice on my complete works of shakespeare!!.

64 33 106 words
leelee101
leelee101

Other People's Cats

At my back door this morning Sits a cat called Dave He's from a house just up the road But he doesn't misbehave Until it's time to put him out And he's underneath my table Then he'll play his chair...

30 1 115 words
leelee101
leelee101

Crocodile

Saw a sight Made me smile It was a bright red Crocodile Strangest thing I'd ever seen I thought they were Usually green Alright mate.

38 12 48 words
smellyfingers
smellyfingers

Pappa Smurf's©®™ #Funday

Pappa Smurf©®™ woke from his afternoon nap He was feeling down and felt like crap So he got out his little digeridoo And started playing with it (as you do) Mamma Smurf©®™ had woke up at eleven And...

70 51 178 words
lionotribo
lionotribo

Funday

What would I do on my own Funday. Go to the pictures, or go see a play.

4 0 83 words
leelee101
leelee101

Wrong

I told a fella it was wrong To come to work wearing a thong Walking had turned into farce With inch wide knick-knacks up his arse And when anal emission had departed To you and me, that's when he...

30 12 50 words
puffy1980
puffy1980

Funday Monday

Funday on a Monday.

16 0 49 words
leelee101
leelee101

Eddie

My mate Eddie is mild and meek Goes to football and then he'd streak Eddie had a plan you see To get his nob in full HD The referee would give a toot There'd be Ed in birthday suit But Eddie's...

26 6 147 words
leelee101
leelee101

Energy

If you keep slurping energy drinks You're gonna have a problem methinks It's only small but it is this Your name will change from iPuss to iPiss. For iPuss x #funday.

18 1 30 words
iPuss
iPuss

Funday Morning

Wouldn't it be a funday if my boss came to work as a clown. But she's such a miserable bitch she'd sport a frown. Wouldn't it be a funday if my boss came to work with laugh and cheer.

50 13 116 words
milkeyedmender
milkeyedmender

For "Fun Day Monday"

(F)ew have forgotten the happy dance (U)-turns aside, just take a chance (N)o more worries the time has come (D)ance off the fury and have some fun.

44 9 82 words
leelee101
leelee101

Limerick2

There's a girl called @PoppyA Who likes to speak Spanish all day Espanyol so grand But on the other hand It's easier in English. Ole. #funday.

26 8 25 words
Stablish
Stablish

Funday

F riends sharing story's. U ndergo many plots. N ever too late for glory. D on't hesitate to jot. A nyone is welcome. Y ou can join the madness. Forget all the sadness. Together we stand in gladness.

36 9 39 words
leelee101
leelee101

Limerick

There was a man called Dan. Who worked to a limerick plan. A master of letters. Nothing felt better. Thanwhenhemanagedtosqueezeinasmanywordssyllablesparagraphsandphrasesintothelastlineashepossiblycan.

26 4 20 words
aleishagayle20
aleishagayle20

Opuss Academy

#funday First lesson can't be late The mistress is teaching today 9am start there's no use for debate You know what miss will do and say This school is pretty cool No need for groups and...

50 34 431 words
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