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My boyfriend gave me a apple , my boyfriend gave me a pear, my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the cheek and threw me down the stairs..
Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. Me: Wakes up March 13th, 2098..
Who says cartoons are for kids?.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't share every single little thing that happens in my life with the entire world..
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. " - Boramir of Gondor..
Little billy bone. Picked up a stone. And a little voice said. 'I wouldn't do that...'. He looked all about. For something to clout. And the voice said. 'I wouldn't do that ....'. Billy took aim.
Building site No hard hat Falling plank Pity that.
Little boat Nice and snug Brewing storm Glug glug glug.
Stay random!.
Am done with work. Am rushing off somewhere. Yea at least it looks like it. Actually I have no where to go. Just rushing out and going home. Kinda depressing really its Friday. I pretend with a...
When life gives you lemons, make chocolate cake so you have the whole world wondering how you did it..
Horses were meant for petting, not for eating (Yes I'm talking to you Taco Bell)..
T-shirts say it all..
'Im on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.' Dolly Parton.
"I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.".
I can't believe it's Friday and am all alone at home. I can't believe it's Friday and all I can do is sit and watch TV. I can't believe it's Friday and all my friends are busy with their stuff.
"Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot." - Peter Griffin ;D.
A true friend is one who helps you see the truth even if it hurts ....
I wish I was a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum, 'Cause, how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum. Known.
It's just one of those great mysteries of life, like why Snooki is famous..
What's that you say. Comics are for little kids. Clearly you have not read "Maus.".
Japan: The only country that has censored cartoons..
"Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be sexy...But, it happens.".
I put the "i" in single.