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ofentse

The Goblin

Have you ever hared of the goblin how lost his left arm and leg. Don't worry he is all rights know.

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ninjamasterlauren
ninjamasterlauren

This Post...

This post was supposed to be about sodium and hydrogen but NaH..

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ineedsleep
ineedsleep

Joke

This is really bad my chemistry told us it. Atom 1: I think I've just lost an electron. Atom 2: Are you sure. Atom 1: I'm positive.

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ammeyelwal
ammeyelwal

Anybody For Rants

Rants rants, everybody rants..

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nikujagagirl
nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #28

(me watching Honey Boo Boo) Honey Boo Boo: Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942. Me: It's official, America is doomed..

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cursedpens
cursedpens

Superhero

Q: What superhero is as light as air and stands above the noble. A: He-Man.

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chrisy
chrisy

Untitled

Right my brov you know we'll most of you won't he is..., try and guess, oh yes, a Computer GEEK!!!!!!!.

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cursedpens
cursedpens

Burger Joint

Q: Where do chemists go for a burger. A: The Io-Diner.

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madworldd
madworldd

Joke c:

What do you call a fake pasta. An impasta.

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peace123
peace123

Untitled

Whats a polygon. A dead parrot.

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fooloo0
fooloo0

Holmium

Today in chemistry class my friend was talking to a jerk. The jerk was talking about his girlfriend and was saying that my friends didn't have one. Then I said out loud to the class...

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Noonington
Noonington

Untitled

I'm still not sure; how to use semi-colons..

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tattyteddy
tattyteddy

friends

FRIENDS-save the last slice of Pizza for you. BEST FRIENDS-eat the last slice in your face and laugh at you. FRIENDS-ring the doorbell before entering your home.

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tattyteddy
tattyteddy

Untitled

Science question: How do we grow, explain your answer with as much science as possible.

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nikujagagirl
nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #16

Friend: You want to hear a funny joke about the elements of the periodic table. Me: Oh please, all the good ones Argon!.

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Gabby
Gabby

Untitled

The past, present and future walked into a bar - it was tense..

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bambang
bambang

ada ngga ya

jikalau ada alat untuk menghitung beban pikiran manusia mungkin saya akan membelinya. jikalau ada tempat buat nyimpen beban kehidupan mungkin juga saya akan membelinya. jadi ada ngga ya.

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dougietjs
dougietjs

Science Teacher

My science teacher threw sodium at me That's a salt.

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ANRS14
ANRS14

Untitled

I find people sophisticated when they say thirty-five hundred (EX.) instead of three thousand, five hundred..

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ANRS14
ANRS14

Untitled

YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU I know you were too lazy to read all...

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caralyons
caralyons

KEEP CALM<3!

Keep Calm and Bazinga<3!.

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Dave2332
Dave2332

Stronghold

Thanks to stronghold games I can burn cites get drunk and go in to the burning cites(: LOL.

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JulianPichelski
JulianPichelski

The Difference Between Humans And machines

If I tell my phone to wake me up at 7AM, it will normally do so at that time, until I turn it off.

20 1 52 words
marilynsmind
marilynsmind

Favourite Joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. Whheeeerrreeeeessss my tractor?.

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