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What are the three fastest means of communication. Internet, telephone, telawoman..
Why did God creat Adam before Eve. "To give him a chance to speak.".
Omg give the girl the right shoes and she will love you.Give her the wrong shoes and...lets just say you won't be buying anymore shoes!.
I'm not dirty, I'm just muddy!.
An English teacher wrote on his whiteboard "A woman without her man is nothing" and asked the pupils to correct it. All the males wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing.
It was a woman's birthday and she said to her husband I want something shiny that goes 0-60 in two seconds on the dorstep on Sunday if I don't you've got it so she looked out the window and saw a...
When a man says he'll fix it, he'll fix it - so stop reminding him every six months!!!.
If a woman is not around to tell him!.
Totally unacceptable, disgusting and degrading to woman.... unless its in written form, then it's literature ;-).
Ladies on top ladies down below How do you like your ladies.
Man: I have way more upper body strength. Woman: Can you bleed for five or more days and not die. Man: .................no :(.
Gentlemen, what do you do when your dishwasher stops working. You hit her..
Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE....
Female: I dont feel very well today... :/ Male: Ohhh. How awful I was going to take you out shopping today... :S Female: I was only joking. Male: Me too. Female: *goes ballistic*.
A = Almost boobs B = Barely there C = Can't complain D = Dang. DD = Double Dang. E = Everyday I'm giggling. F = Fuck it, I'm reducing these... G = God, help me H = Help me.
How long does a man need to be lost for, before he admits he's lost?.
Women are like mobile phones: They like to be held. They like to be spoken and heard to. They break easily. Some times they just start acting up for no reason.
Ooooo I might get it in the neck over this one, depending on your gender I suppose :) 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2.
It seems as if, in this world, 40% of the male population are on the Internet trying to get into your pants, 50% are successfully in someone's pants. And the other 10% at gay..
without women it would be a pain in the backside for men XD.
Girls are like Pokemon; you need balls to catch them..
Go to sleep at 2 Wake up at 8 Repeat for days Complain about being tired...
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death..
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.